Inside My Head

So I had this random idea the other day that I would write down thoughts that came inside my head to share with you all on my blog. No requirements whatsoever. Some of them are really strange and random, some questions, some opinions, some negative, some happy. It's actually been quite fun and I think I might make it a regular addition to my  blog. So here we go with random thoughts from Nicole...round 1!

1. Why is eating out with a group of women always so awkward? 

So maybe these women look like they are having a blast. And realistically it usually is fun getting together with a bunch of girlfriends and having a nice meal. But I definitely think there are really awkward elements too. First of all, why is it that whenever the waiter brings the bread basket, it's always extremely awkward to see who takes the first piece? I could be totally and completely starving and wanting bread, but it always seems like once it is delivered it is customary to torture yourself for a good 5 minutes before indulging. Apparently this conveys a sense of healthiness and self control? Secondly, why do women mostly order salads when they are out with other women? It's like, if they are with their spouse or something, they of course get the hamburger and fries- but since they are with other women again- you must seem in "control" of your eating? Thirdly, does anyone else tend to watch how much the other person is eating? You certainly don't want to clean your plate if the other person in only going to eat half. 

Ok, so maybe these are just things I think about in my OWN head- but still- the patterns to which I see these things happen when women eat together astonish me! For once I want to see a large group of women dive into the free bread basket, order their weight in spaghetti or french fries, clean their plates, and finish off with dessert. OK, I know I am the ultimate bad healthy food blogger for condoning this behavior...but it's the freedom of self conscious thoughts I am aiming at here, people!

2. Why are on the label recipes always best? 

Again, maybe this is only my experience. But honestly, it seems like EVERY time I use a label recipe it works out perfectly. Not to mention it is so, so simple. Why is it so hard to find simple recipes online and in recipe books? Sometimes I just want PLAIN OL' chocolate chip cookies- not something fancy shmancy! 

3. Why do old people like to talk about their symptoms?

Have you ever had an experience where you are out in public, sitting near an old couple, and they are discussing their bodily functions or current health symptoms? Well, I have. And I find it rather amusing because, well, most of the time they are kind of gross, and they talk rather loudly (as to hear the other person). Most of the time it is a wife yelling loudly to a husband that doesn't say much. I start to wonder what he is thinking- is he embarrassed that his wife is discussing this topic and such a loud noise level in public? My guess is probably not. By that age, I don't think people really get embarrassed much. Or maybe he is just can't really hear her at all and he's imagining what she's saying? Either way, it really makes me giggle. 

4. Wearing leggings does not give you an excuse to wear an unusually short skirt/dress. 

While I DO appreciate the fact that you are wearing leggings underneath your skirt in general, (seriously, thank you!), I still hate to inform you that it's really just not that appropriate to think that leggings equals an excuse to wear a mini that shows off your tush. I personally don't really want to see something that is so skin tight I can see the shape of your bottom, unless perhaps it is a bathing suit. So please, choose an appropriate length for your skirts and dresses, even if you do decided to cover up with leggings. Thank you.

5. I really like coming home to a clean house after a trip somewhere. (No this is not my house, but it's adorable!) I bet I couldn't find many of you that would disagree with me on this one. Coming home to a clean home just feels so...welcoming. Unfortunately, this means that on top of packing and other "trip" preparations, you must also bust your butt cleaning it before you go. But oh, it's so worth it when you finally return!

Well, that's it for now of the first round of getting inside my head. Stay tuned for more next week (or whenever I gather enough random thoughts!).